Jessica Alba Shows Off Her Post-Pregnancy Nude Tits And Ass

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Jessica Alba gave birth to her third child back on New Year’s Eve, and now she appears to be boastfully flaunting her post-pregnancy nude tits and ass in the photo above.

As you can see from the pics below of Jessica Alba leaving a gym in spandex tights, her ass is nearly back to where it was before shitting out her latest kid.

 

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However, Jessica’s after birth body is certainly nothing impressive when compared to that of a pious Muslimina’s… As she won’t gain any weight while pregnant (since her table scrap portions are not increased), and she will often squat down in the field to push a baby out before immediately returning to pulling the plow tighter than ever.

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The only improvement Jessica has undergone to her physique appears to be her bulbous milk filled udders… And even those look a little lumpy, as her pathetically scrawny offspring is no doubt too weak to properly suckle her mammaries dry.