Oh no! Naked pictures of actress Scarlett Johansson have leaked to the Internet. Apparently Scarlett Johansson is “devastated” and is claiming a mean old “hacker” stole these naked pictures off her cell phone.
There is no way a fame hungry celebrity like Scarlett Johansson would leak these strategically shot nude pics herself to increase her notoriety. It must of been a hacker who plugged in to the mainline Internet and hacked his way through the World Wide Webs to Scarlett Johansson’s cell phone, and then download these nude photos of Scarlett onto a fancy flash drive before skateboarding off into the night.